Pygmey Tribe Discoverd living in Clones

Pygmey brothers found living on the outskirts of Clones

Two Pygmey brothers were recently discovered living in a hedge outside the town of Clones. They were discovered last Tuesday morning by local anthropologist Coimheen McQuigley who described the two brothers as 'lovely wee chaps'. They had been spotted on previous occasions by a local turnip farmer who's eyesight is so bad that he thought they were 'them auld Jahova Witnesses after his turnips'. Coimheen McQuigley then contacted the local branch of National Geographic in Clones who were straight out to the brothers' hedge 'for te get a snap of the wee lads livin in the hedge out the road'. The two brothers are now staying in the Mrs McQuigleysmigly's bed and breakfast until Clones urban district council find them more suitable accommodation. A spokesman for the council told De Midlander that 'them wee lads is goin to find it fierce hard to blend in among the locals who have never seen the like of a pair a wee lads wearin a dress with a turnip comin out from their nether regions'.