Balljamesduff Sumo Ballet Brothers for the cup.
We're off to
Ballyjamesduff now for news of two local men who's dream of performing in the World 2007 Sumo Ballet Championships has finally come true. John James 'The Tutu'
McReilly and his friend
PJ '
Tippy Toes'
McDungarees won the All Ireland Sumo Ballet finals in
Thurles at the weekend. The two men, known locally as the '
Torvill and Dean of
Ballyjamesduff' have been given two weeks off from their job as artificial
inseminationers. They will be heading to Tokyo by ass and cart with tutu and pumps in hand next Thursday.
Balyyjamesduff urban district council will be organising a
farwell party for the lads out the back of
JJ McT's piggery on the
Cavan road.
Ballyjamesduff town Sheriff told De
Midlander last night that he thought the two lads were the best sumo ballet dancers
Ballyjamesduff had ever known but that they were not fat enough to compete on an international level. Local man Franko Orangehat (pictured below) has donated some of his armpit hair to remind the lads of home during their momenteous ass and cart journey to Tokyo.
De
Midlander promises to keep you abreast of results from next weeks World Sumo Ballet Championships! Come on the boys from the Duff!
De Midlander promises to keep you abreast of results from next weeks World Sumo Ballet Championships! Come on the boys from the Duff!
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