Monday, March 5, 2007

Granard China Shop hires a Cow in a Top Hat

A Fine Bone China shop in Granard has decided to hire Cows due a shortage or 'suit'ably qualified China sales representatives. The Cows will travel around Longford and surrounding coutries selling Fine Bone China to Tourists. The shop owner, Mr Bo Vine, told De Midlander that he felt the cows would increase China sales by at least 400% in the next 8 weeks.


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