Airforce One lands at Moneygall Aerodrome

De Midlander has recently learned that the first person to meet and greet the new President of the United States of America as he flew into Monegall Aerodrome last Thursday evening was none other than former World of Sport presenter Mr Dickie Davies . Dickie, now the pest control officer at the Moneygall aerodrome, was said to be in shock as Airforce One touched down at 6.02 pm, just after the Angelus, with Mr Obama on board. Dickie said he quickly arranged his eyebrow hair, put on his favorite Big Daddy Tee shirt, and headed out onto the tarmac to meet Mr Obama as he climbed out from Airforce One. 

Dickie said that although the engines were hot, he still managed to climb up onto the left wing of the plane only to be shot at by one of the secret service agents on board. Dickie dodged the bulllets by quickly doing a tumble roll manoeuvre that he learned from Giant Haystacks many moons ago as the presenter of ITV Saturday afternoon wrestling. He then managed to jump from the wing just in time to present Mr Obama with a nice glass of Whiskey in a Waterford Crystal jug. Mr Obama was so impressed with Dickie's reception that he promised to buy the full series of ITV Wrestling on DVD and VHS. 

Meanwhile down in Moneygall town the news of Mr Obama's landing was spreading like wildfire. The locals were amazed that Mr Obama had decided to come to town so soon after being sworn in but were glad that Dickie was the making him feel at home.  A local bus owner was quick to react by cutting the top of his bus off and heading out to the aerodrome. He picked up Obama "ala entourage" and brought them all on a tour of Moneygall in his open top bus. The entire gang, including Dickie, then hit all the main pubs in Moneygall before going for a load of burgers and chips. After that they hung about the streets of Moneygall until the birds started chirping and then hopped back onto Airforce One and away off home to the White House. 'Sure twas the best of crack' laughed Mr Obama as he described his trip to Ireland before he signed the cheque for 100 trillion dollars to save all the banks in the world. Dickie told to De Midlander that it was the best day in his life and that Mr Obama was 'great crack altogether' and a 'mad whore for the drink'.