Fidel Castro has decided to move to Ireland to work as a full time reporter for De Midlander. As you can see from this picture, Castro is a big fan of De Midlander. Even during his recent 'illness', Castro always had a copy of De Midlander by his bed. Fed up with running his communist state, Castro decided to cut his stick and move Ireland. He said he was 'never much of a commie anyway' and now buys all his clobber from Champion Sports. He did mention to De Midlander that if he meets the Celtic Tiger in Ireland he will shoot it.
Castro landed his official state boat in Ballybunion last week and immediatly rang De Midlander for an interview.Here we have a picture of Castro during the interview being asked if he reads the Irish Farmer's Journal or even the Offaly Independent:
Castro has even decided to bring his wife to Ireland who has already managed to find a job with RTE's Prayer Before Bedtime:
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